Unfurling a fine handmade tool roll is such a pleasure I find myself almost hoping for a flat:
So order one for yourself if you haven't already, and if you have then order another one because who the hell has only one bike?
Also, they make lovely gifts.
Remember: anything else is just carrying your crap around in a plastic bag.
Secondly, I'm pleased to present you with a quiz. As always, study the item, think, and click on your answer. If you're right you're right, and if you're wrong you'll see a c-c-c-c-r-r-r-r-a-a-a-a-s-s-s-s-h-h-h-h.
Thanks very much for reading, ride safe, and Happy Mother's Day.
--Wildcat Rock Machine
(Is it really "disrupting" if you were there first?)
1) Which is not a reason Horace Dediu, a "prominent analyst of disruptive technologies," gives to support the idea that bikes will "disrupt" cars?
--"You can park a bicycle in your home or your office."
--They're "more affordable per mile."
--"Whenever I open my mouth about electric bicycles, the enthusiasm I get back is literally deafening."
--"What? I can't hear you because I'm literally deaf from the enthusiasm generated by electric bicycles."
2) When you need to speed up in order to catch the green light, "Flo" shows you the image of:
--A "+" symbol
--Bret, the Time-Traveling, T-Shirt-Wearing Retro-Fred From the Planet Tridork
3) The Cipollini NK1K has:
--A "massive bottom bracket shell and taut front end"
--"Chainstays like soppressata"
--"The biggest headtube in the industry"
4) Campagnolo's new road bike disc brakes require use of a dedicated crankset.
5) Which is not one of Tullio Campagnolo's patents?
--The quick-release skewer
--The sliding hub rod shifter
--The self-centering wine bottle opener
--The self-hoisting pant waist
6) Fill in the blank:
"Full _____ ahead!"
(More popular than ever...or defunct. Do you even know?)
7) The Tour of California has:
--Just been moved
--Just been cancelled
***Special "Pretty Clever, But Your Kid'll Just Be Bummed You Didn't Get 'Em A Real One"-Themed Bonus Video!***
Waiting for a crabon version with ceramic bearings.